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Ba​-​Umf

by SMEs-21

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Yawny 03:59
I am the illegitimate bro of a national hero. For real? Yeah, nah… … ...not really. The grovelling second best, I watched the winning test In the long shadow of the one dubbed Loved-Dearly. It’s a new horny norm inside every loyal home The thrill of the ruck, or just that lonely Candy Crush Lineup on grassy shoulder, Cousin couch [grass], to Lucky Clover Last in the brutal playground beat down Bullrush This a mountain of a man, me, the erosion in range Disappointment of a winning fantasy This classic chip-of-the-block, go and knock the bugger off Let monumental myth be common entity Build mountains of molehills, my moles from too much sun Defend the legend with a shortmans glowing fuse Fantastic expectations, fragile ego left in wanting The highest jump is an impossible point to prove Balls like bloated bladders, we, the Baldricks to Blackadder We saw the victory, now adulate us Losing, fall much harder, the loved ones run for cover It hurts All Black and blue, flagellate us Uphold the strong silent type, it simplifies the hype There’s a movie to modify connotations Make mates with Hairy Palms, separate stance from qualm Back this history and add intimidation What are ya? ya wuss! The blows maketh Man Who needs a frontal lobe To front up to the fans
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We Live In 06:06
"...I think hard times are coming when we will be wanting the voices of writers, [poets, visionaries] who can see alternatives to how we live now and can see ... to other ways of being, and even imagine some real grounds for hope. We will need writers, [poets, visionaries] who can remember freedom—the realists of a larger reality. Right now, I think we need writers, [poets, visionaries] who know the difference between the production of a market commodity and the practice of an art. The profit motive often is in conflict with the aims of art. We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings..." Ursula Le Guin, 2014
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It’s a summer of the centipede Exploring unwelcomed, coming from A somewhere where siblings fled Fed in the ravenous four directions Rise up, out, on all 44 Passing cousin with an indistinguishable Glance, curling in defence Tapping, reading environment Action, reflection, braille As an underscore, segmentation Hyphen, a matted extracted Hair from the old man's eye brow, curling, singled out Fallen, disgraced, pubic Stranded, a monster from the mons A groover from the pubis Articulated apostrophe Atrophying on parade The decentipede of man the autumn of the critter Imagining, a calling distorted Worth anything, intuition carries The same meaning as the sparrows Song, in a foreign tongue A wave without a membrane Or interpreter, a wave to the ear Vibration against the soles Of naked feet A century of them Out of cracks of the corners
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Santa's Jzz 05:15
Tail of turd, tide of toad, hat of sack, clot of node Mark my word, tie my shoe, hide my pride, lie me true Feet me need, bite me bit, Sun me burn, scab me pick Teeth fall free, tree fall fell, eye fall tall, four fall foul Blood thy lip, bold thy blush, touch thy ear, sing thy thrush Mush of room, cream of tart, spoon of luck, tool of smart Plant my grave, hand my made, grow my ground, sharp my spade “Rock my”…crab, “lick my rocks, race my lacks, lark my looks” [Pull my Daisy, A Ginsberg, J Kerouac, N Cassady 1951,1958?, 1961] Sex me sip, sup me sate, soothe me scorn, straight me slate “Bone my”.. shade, “dove my dream, milk my mind, make me cream” [ibid] Santa’s jizz, Satans jazz, Beat will feast, as good as Loft my head, “heart my” tongue, Scratch my pen, grand my plunge
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The more we know The more we know Swell inflation Infect growth This armoured garden Purulent plot Power from knowledge You know I know what I know Power from knowledge Amoral privilege Corruptible info Dig in distrust Executive function Functionally fucked Of fear incoming This panic’s abrupt Of fear incoming My comforting clown A garden infested Chitter when poke Neglected it festers Exudate ooze The jesters a slime ball The truth has been punked And what has been punked Punked and bespoke Spoken in joke To breath or to choke
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Karawane 04:33
jolifanto bambla o falli bambla großiga m'pfa habla horem egiga goramen higo bloiko russula huju hollaka hollala anlogo bung blago bung blago bung bosso fataka ü üü ü schampa wulla wussa olobo hej tatta gorem eschige zunbada wulubu ssubudu uluwu ssubudu tumba ba-umf kusa gauma ba - umf
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Billy Oboe 06:02
Hold it hard, the pasts the task, keep a lid on it, avoid the ask From sight, from mind, another time, a grownup life in child size For some there’s peace, nostalgia’s meat, but the first is worse in bittersweet Don’t cross the line, don’t try to spy, don’t dig up shit, don’t ask me why Billy don’t you hold so hard the holes you dug as kids Billy don’t you fear the things that in the shadows hid Billy don’t you blind the eye, try learn to lift the lid Billy don’t you fight the fact that this is just the way it is It’s always shit, this endless bit, the boot that fits, the ever-itch It finds me, magnetic me, what others see, seems to be This given course, all ways worse, without a pause the use of force Don’t mean to boast, I’ll make the most, from a host, that miser, feeds me ghosts Billy don’t you think that your hurts destined by design Bill don’t you think that your at fault for the crimes of time Billy don’t you think that lucks always there’s, never thine Billy don’t don’t you think that you can’t call me anytime
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Written and recorded by mr sterile & mr snakes between Sept and November 2021. Recorded in Wellington, New Zealand and Suva, Fiji.
Part Two of the SMEs-21 Project

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released December 1, 2021

All guitars, drums, rhythms, sitars, basses, booms, field recordings, words edits, mixes, remixes, re-remixes developed somewhere in the intersection of mr snakes and mr sterile.

Additional acknowledgements to:
Ge Ge Ge no Kitaro: a wonderful cartoon

Yawny: part of a line lifted from the Sleaford Mods song BHS

We Live In: extract Ursula le Guin acceptance speech at the National Book Foundation's Medal for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters
www.filmsforaction.org/watch/ursula-le-guin-speech-challenges-the-inevitability-of-capitalism/

Santa's Jzz: Additional vocals- Chrissie Butler
Text by mr sterile - inspired from, and directly quoted, from the poem Pull my Daisy by A Ginsberg, J Kerouac, N Cassady

Karawane: Text written by Hugo Ball, 1916

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