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Written by TISM - Album: Machiavelli and the Four Seasons

lyrics

One
Beware, if I show interest in your philosophy
Two
Take care, if I wrinkle my brow in sympathy
Three
Look out! If I show you due deference
Four
Watch out! If I talk to you by preference.
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire is burning bright
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire is burning bright
How do I love thee? How do I love thee? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
How do I love thee? How do I love thee? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
Five
Oh no! I seem to like you
Six
Oh woe! I lend a keen ear
Seven
Great scott! I seem to like you
Eight
Guess what?! I find you execrable!
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire is going out
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire is going out
How do I love thee? How do I love thee? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
How do I love thee? How do I love thee? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
Tell someone who is interested
Tell someone who'll keep their lunch digested
Tell someone who wants your conversation
Tell someone who doesn't regard you as an argument for compulsory sterilisation.
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire is going out (x2)
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire is going out (x4)
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire is going out
How do I love thee? How do I love thee? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. (x4)
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Nil.

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from Never Mind the Threat, Here's the Distraction, released April 4, 2022

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