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Hit tri-zero with a splat
Face down in front of your flat like an unwelcome Matt
Drat, I forgat where the party at
I need a milligram of tetrahydracannibinoids STAT
Schroedinger shreiks cos I'm shredding his cat
and the teens in the mall with the asymmetrical hair think
I'm Fat with an F not Phat With a P
How One-derful Two Be Free Be-Four I


Go Cold Damn Now winter in the city
Back of my neck done frosted to rigidity
Writ a little Ditty as a plea for humidity
Got utterly rebutted by the clerical committee
On a clear day you can see clear into the air
Which is where I wound up - where the weirdos dare
Discuss Disgust! Contrast and Compare contempt
With the feeling that you're born exempt from the norm
Except for the form excessive unkempt and deformed
There are no repentence songs
We apologise just for the sake of form and

My Songs are My Children

They are grotesquely ugly
Nobody wants them
and as they grow, we grow - to hate each other
Some
Other mothers like their pretty daughters more
Or clench like the manhole on a man whore
Fraught with ill thought there ought to be a law to be fought
But the law won two one two
Czech like Dvorak Czech like Kundera
Check like mate... Mate!
A middleweight middlebrow middle class hero
With a shitlist as long as the devonian era
Item the first matters arising from the minutes
I misspent listening to your twisted bitching
The witless never witness your fitness
Though the rejects usually respect your defects

My God! Think you've killed them

The horror! The Horror!
The Sodom and Gomorrah
The fields are strewn with the recently slain
Your mama knew what she was doing when she taught
Me how to rock this way
Call the AA
It's a break down

New Zealand Hip Hop
Stop Drop and give me 20
You're in bad need of a diet and some regular exercise
Course this criticism kinda hypocritical seeing as I'm weighing in at plenty
In fact
I'm the fattest rapper since Scribe ate all the pies

But You're shit! You're Shit!
Your shit is mostly filler
You think that you are killer
But not even ow
Cos somebody told me that you had a boyfriend
But that can't be true cos you rhyme like a poo
And you smell like an armpit
And all your songs are shit
Especially the Chart Hits bop bop etc

Pre-teen angst has paid off well now I'm a lolloping loser in a hiphop hell
Play the fool just like ringing a bell
Do you think you can tell
Blue skies from beige? Cello to fade

We won't take no for an answer
We won't take yes for an answer
The only answer to everything is
Everything all at once

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from Never Mind the Threat, Here's the Distraction, released April 4, 2022
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